Firing Cannons For Sale

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Here Comes the Taurus Judge

By Chad Reimer

The Taurus Judge is the most talked about new revolver to come off the Taurus Arms production line. Taurus revolvers have been around since the 1940

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10 Responses to Firing Cannons For Sale

  1. Camille says:

    Would you like to read about doubt blue laws in Pennsylvania?
    Pennsylvania Crazy Law

    No more than two packages of beer at a time may be purchased, unless you are buying from an official “beer distributor”

    You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.

    Looking for more dumb laws? Check out DumbLaws.com!
    Motorized vehicles are not to be sold on Sundays.

    You may not catch a fish with your hands.

    It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.

    You may not sing in the bathtub.

    Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents.

    Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish.

    It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel. However up to 120 men can live together, without breaking the law.

    Though you do not need a fishing license to fish on your own land, but a hunting license is required to hunt on your own land.

    Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.

    A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.

    Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart, piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes.

    Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk.

    All liquor stores must be run by the state.

    A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.

    It is contrary to Pennsylvania law to discharge a gun, cannon, revolver or other explosive weapon at a wedding.

    Carlisle

    In the middle of town, one must pay a fee of $50 dollars a year to park on a particular block. At night, however, the cars must be moved for street cleaning. This law is enforced even if snow or ice prevents the cars from being moved.

    Connellsville

    One’s pants may be worn no lower than five inches below the waist.

    Danville

    All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.

    Millville

    The sale of alcohol is prohibited.

    One may not shoot any dog that is found wandering the streets.

    Morrisville

    It is required that a woman have a permit to wear cosmetics.

    Newtown

    Every outlet or switch (which can be purchased for 59 cents) that is installed requires an electrical inspection fee of 1 dollar and 33 cents.

    Pittsburgh

    No one is allowed to sleep on a refrigerator.

    It is still illegal to bring a donkey or a mule onto a trolley car.

    Ridley Park

    You cannot walk backwards eating peanuts in front of the Barnstormers Auditorium during a performance.

    Tarentum

    Horses are not to be tied to parking meters

    • Doctor Happy says:

      My sister and her family lives in PA…

      Did you know that you can NOT purchase alcoholic drinks by the can or bottle…you MUST buy it by the case! This includes not only beer, but wine coolers etc.

      Also, milk is subsidized. Which in theory would make the price lower for the consumer. But they ALWAYS pay more than we do…up to twice the price!

      Thank you for the laughs!

  2. Oshikuru says:

    simplify and state any restrictions then word equation?
    d) 4/x^2 – 5/xy + 2/y^2
    e) 4/2x-3 + 1/3-2x
    h) x+1/x+2 divided by x^2-2x-15/x^2+5x+6 – 4/x^2-25

    word equation
    10. in order to determine a projectile’s hieght, h, in metres, at any time t, in secounds, the formula h(t) = H+v0t-4.9t^2 is used, where v0 is the inital velocity, in metres per second, and H is the initial hieght, in metres, from which projectile is launched. a human cannonball (by the name of Casey) is fired from a cannon at an initial speed of 9.8m/s from a hieght of 6m above the ground.
    a. Determine a formula for h(t)
    b. What is the maximum height that Casey reaches? when will this occur?
    c. How long will it take Casey to reach the ground
    d. What is the domain and range of this scenario?

    11.Alice’s Camel accessories store surrently sell 300 bottles of two-hump shampoo each week at a price of $6.40 per bottle. to increase sales and reach more customers, Omar, the sale manager, decides to reduce the price of the bottles, knowing that every 10 cents decrease in price will result in 10 more sales. the bottle cost the store $3 each. what price will maximize total profits?

    12. An RCMP patrol boat left Goderich and travelled for 45 km along the coast of Lake Huron at an unknown speed (in kilometres per hour). the boat returned to Goderich travelling 5km/h faster. if the total trip took 3 hours, how fast did the boat travel on both legs for the trip?

    13. A rocket is shot off from 6m below ground level. five seconds later it reaches a maximum height of 230m and continues to fly until it hits the ground. if the path of the rocket is parabolic, determine:

    a. the equation of the path in vertex form.
    b. the times when the rocket is at ground level.
    c. the height of the rocket at 8 seconds.
    d. when the rocket will be 150 m from ground level

    thanks for helping
    please do any that you can

  3. Jonni Johnson says:

    is my story good? edited part 2?
    house, as Johnson wanted to uphold his new-metro-Semitic-southeastern-catholic-of the lord our lady bishop-catholic church. Johnson had a small name change after confusion with other churches.
    In the later years of his life jonni had come to the realization (inspired by a TV commercial) that he will never amount to anything in life without a degree, so he enrolled in the university of phoenix, the original one located in northern Massachusetts. It was there he met his second wife, Jo-Ann, a 57 year old obese woman of which he married and had approxamently 32 children, unfortunately all of their children were born with horribly birth defects, for reasons they did not know. They decided to visit a doctor to see if he could figure out the reason all their 32 children were retarded. After a few blood tests the doctor discovered that Jo-Ann was in fact jonni’s grandmother, making jonni his own grandfather.

    It wasn’t until 6 years later when Jo-Ann was on her death bed that they decided to get a divorce. Jonni was now 33 years old and felt completely fulfilled in life thanks to his education from the university of phoenix. It was then when he made another whore house featuring the main whore Linda star, who only accepted a currency that she invented where 1 buck equaled 30 American dollars therefore the whore house was named “star bucks”. It wasn’t until a few years later when customers started asking for coffee during sessions did jonni start to officially sell coffee over the next few months coffee sales were so high that jonni fired Linda star…’s mutilated body from a cannon into the pacific ocean.

    Jonni, the young entroupenour, decided to expand his portfolio of retarded children by moving to Hawaii and fucking a black woman. He then opened dairy queen, a whore house where gay men are forced into being straight, by having sex with fat white girls. And also started oxygen, the TV channel originally aimed towards whores. Jonni, being 45 and going thru a mid life crises, decided to no… not purchase an expensive sports car, but commit horrible crimes. Like rape. Why rape, because no one can hear you scream in space, yes space. That motherfucker owned a rocket. He was the first American to get rocket head, and the first human to get it from the opposite sex. The Russians did it with monkeys and shit first, fucking weirdoes. Anyway, when arriving on the moon at his private real estate, he fucked bitches, got money, but most importantly found out that he had not only given birth to 2pac but also the notorious B.I.G. their mother was flown from Hawaii to SPACE where they were born on his space ranch.

    When he got back to Akron, he started chex cereal, and promptly raped every little boy on the cover of his cereal box. He later went to gay child molesting therapy (where Michael Jackson is now, he’s not really dead FYI). Anyway, in 2002, jonni invented MySpace. Its original slogan was slutty bitches and shitty bands. But he sold MySpace to another owner to make way for facebook. In 2004, that shit went down. But it wasn’t profitable, so he invented twitter, with its original slogan, nobody gives a shit, that was actually the name of the site but the twitter bird didn’t fare well next to that name.
    Oh ya, I almost forgot he originally wrote Anne frank’s diary, it was a work of fiction but nobody seems to understand. In 2008 one of his dumb nigro children was elected president, and shit jonni even bought out Gatorade, and Uncle Ben’s rice. He merged the two companies into one. Uncle bens Cajunaid. The stock dropped 89% leaving jonni broke and miserable.

    But then in 2009 he had major plastic surgery and turned into pop sensation Justin Beiber. Every night he unzips his Justin Beiber costume and turns into kanye west to go out and party and do white chicks. No one had any idea until the mtv music awards where jonni got up on stage as kanye to tell the world that Taylor swift didn’t deserve the award she had one because the person who did deserve the award was Beyonce who jonni also was. In 2010 jonni hired a small Mexican to continue the role of Justin Bieber. Basically jonni pulled the iphone 4 out of his asshole. He only intended on using the iphone to pleasure his wife, but apparently, Steve jobs caught wind and payed him 50000000 –that much money for the design and software. Hmmm must have been all the children he raped. Anyway bored with pulling things out of his asshole, he decided to travel back in time and create BP then fuck it up as revenge to the British. Mostly for the Monty python TV show because it’s really not that funny.

  4. Jonni Johnson says:

    is my story good? part 2?
    southeastern-catholic-of the lord our lady bishop-catholic church. Johnson had a small name change after confusion with other churches. In the later years of his life jonni had come to the realization (inspired by a tv commercial) that he will never amount to anything in life without a degree, so he enrolled in the university of phoenix, the original one located in northern Massachusetts. It was there he met his second wife, joe-anne, a 57 year old obease woman of whitch he married and had approxamently 32 children, unfortunately all of their children were born with horribly birth defects, for reasons they did not know. They descided to visit a doctor to see if he could figure out the reason all their 32 children were retarded. After a few blood tests the doctor discovered that joe-anne was in fact jonni’s grandmother, making jonni his own grandfather. It wasn’t until 6 years later when joe-anne was on her death bed that they decided to get a divorce. Jonni was now 33 years old and felt completely fuffiled in life thanks to his education from the university of phoenix. It was then when he made another whore house feturing the main whore linda star, who only accepted a currency that she invented where 1 buck eaqualed 30 american dollars therefore the whore house was named “starbucks”. It wasn’t until a few years later when customers started asking for coffee during sessions did jonni start to officialy sell coffee over the next few months coffee sales were so high that jonni fired linda star…’s mutilated body from a cannon into the pacific ocean. Jonni, the young entroupenour, decided to expand his portfolio of retarded children by moving to Hawaii and fucking a black woman. He then opened dairy queen, a whore house where gay men are forced into being straight, by having sex with fat white girls. And also started oxygen, the tv channel originally aimed towards whores. Jonni, being 45 and going thru a mid life crises, decided to no… not purchase an expensive sports car, but commit horrible crimes. Like rape. Why rape, because no one can hear you scream in space, yes space. That motherfucker owned a rocket. He was the first American to get rocket head, and the first human to get it from the opposite sex. The Russians did it with monkeys and shit first, fucking wierdos. Anyway, when arriving on the moon at his private real estate, he fucked bitches, got money, but most importantly found out that he had not only given birth to 2pac but also the notorious B.I.G. there mother was flown from Hawaii to SPACE where they where born on his space ranch. When he got back to akron, he started chex cereal, and promptly raped every little boy on the cover of his cereal box. He later went to gay child molesting therepy(where Michael Jackson is now, hes not really dead fyi). Anyway, in 2002, jonni invented Myspace. Its original slogan was slutty bitches and shitty bands. But he sold Myspace to another owner to make way for facebook. In 2004, that shit went down. But it wasn’t profitable, so he invented twitter, with its original slogan, nobody gives a shit, that was actually the name of the site but the twitter bird didn’t fare well next to that name. oh ya, I almost forgot he originally wrote anne franks diary, it was a work of fiction but nobody seems to understand. In 2008 one of his dumb nigro children was elected president, and shit jonni even bought out Gatorade, and uncle ben’s rice. He merged the two companies into one. Uncle bens Cajunaid. The stock dropped 89% leaving jonni broke and miserable. But then in 2009 he had major plastic surgery and turned into pop sensation justin beiber. Every night he unzips his justin beiber costume and turns into kanye west to go out and party and do white chicks. No one had any idea until the mtv music awards where jonni got up on stage as kanye to tell the world that taylor swift didn’t deserve the award she had one because the person who did deserve the award was beyonce who jonni also was. In 2010 jonni hired a small Mexican to continue the role of justin bieber. Basically jonni pulled the iphone 4 out of his asshole. He only intended on using the iphone to pleasure his wife, but apparently, steve jobs caught wind and payed him 50000000 –that much money for the design and software. Hmmm must have been all the children he raped. Anyway bored with pulling things out of his asshole, he decided to travel back in time and create BP then fuck it up as revenge to the British. Mostly for the monty python tv show because its really not that funny.
    the rest of the first one… dont hate
    yeah its a joke thank god someone figured it out FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK

    • lєt'ร ฬгเtє t๏ ๔єคtђღ says:

      I couldn’t be bothered to read in since it doesn’t have any paragraphs, you need more paragraphs instead of one because it’s easier to read. The part that stuck out the most though was this:

      “Hmmm must have been all the children he raped. Anyway bored with pulling things out of his asshole, he decided to travel back in time and create BP then **** it up as revenge to the British. Mostly for the monty python tv show because its really not that funny.”

      My first thought when I read this was: What is this guy’s problem and what is he taking?
      Then I just laughed, really hard. I’m not sure if you were intentionally trying to make this funny, but that’s the way I took it. If you did actually try and make it funny then, pat yourself on the back. If people say the book sucks well, at least you it’s not all crap: It’s funny.

  5. Spanky Monkey says:

    What are the legalities of gunsmithing your own rifle?
    Let’s say i have a degree in machining, and enough experience with heat treating and computer drafting, to stand a chance at building a simple rifle from scratch. I can get a finished barrel for it, that has been rifled, heat treated and stress relieved, and is chambered for the round, so all that’s left is the rim sticking out the end of the barrel. All i have to do is essentially cap that end of the barrel, add a firing mechanism, and a stock. A few lathe parts, some milling, and i can have an overly-strong bolt action put together. For safety sake i’m considering going with the sliding-block action used on most artillery and tank cannons. Cumbersome, but simple and hellishly durable. Some woodworking later, my rifle would be finished and ready to start testing with a string on the trigger, for a good number of rounds, measuring to make sure parts of the action aren’t deforming, and hopefully ending up with a rifle i can hunt with.

    BUT the big question is, is it legal to build your own rifle? Do i have to apply for a permit or license before? Or after? Can i take an existing rifle, and modify it to the point where it’s really just the old serial number, on a good chunk of the old frame, welded onto my hand-built receiver, even though the caliber changes? Or so long as it’s for personal use only, never for sale, can i just engrave “Experimental” and my name, social security number, and home address on it (one thing i’d read) What is the right process? My internet research attempts yield alot of clutter and unrelated things.

    I realize that there is not a good chance i would ever get caught with a rifle not bearing a serial number, but for the chance i get checked over by the rangers when i’m out hunting with it, it’s not worth a felony.
    Yep, i’ve got a fully finished barrel from a manufacturer, and i’m still researching the headspacing on it.

    Even if i somehow got overly ambitious and made this a semi-auto, there is no way on earth i would allow it to be a full-auto, or suppressed, or short barrel (it’s a 15lb 35″ barrel!) so it won’t be illegal by its own merits.

    • Andy M says:

      even if you do eventually sell it, it is legal to do so without a FFL 02 as long as you are not “manufacturing” firearms for sale. so you can make a gun for personal use and sell it when/if you get bored with it.

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